Hello! I’m the person who made this site (although the Onion came up with the whole awesome idea). It was a fun experience, and felt like a gigantic collaboration with all these other Onion fans, on this admittedly very odd concept. Through the process I got to know many of you, in a strange and backwards sort of way, and all of you were incredibly funny and made this a blast.
Three months later, to put it simply, there just aren’t enough people coming here to make it worth the trouble. Because the real content is in the comments, it’s a little more work than a normal blog might be. It’s also kind of dark at times, and even pretending to argue and be that negative can be a bit of a drag when you do it every day. And, truthfully, I’m really not that passionate about any of this stuff. (Although, deep down, I guess I will always believe that Tuesday A.M.’s are for cute vids.)
To the few of you who still come, thanks for stopping by, and thanks for all of your comments. I think we all tried to be so over-the-top in the comments that everyone would know we were kidding, but I apologize if anything here made anyone feel bad for real.
If this is your first time here, sorry you missed it! Things were rolling here for a while. Browse some of the old comment threads and I think you will have a good laugh.
So…feel free to get in touch if you’d like, via firstname.lastname@example.org, and it was great pretending to argue with all of you, and I wish you all the best.
Victoria Jackson FTWIX!
Oh, and that Gadel dude, with his big challenge? That was real. He really does think those things.